I got my ass kicked in court this morning.

Oh, and I wrote another story for the blogfathers, this one titled: "I have seen my future, and it’s either really pink, or kind of slutty."

And here is a still life I'd like call Highbrow/Lowbrow: Sunday Night Dinner:

Guess who ate the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? Here are two hints: it wasn't me, and it wasn't the baby.