A call from home:

"She was horrible about the nap today. It took almost 45 minutes of head-petting and singing to get her to sleep. Then I had to sit next to her bed for half an hour reading a novel before I could sneak out."

"You're losing the nap battle. You should probably just withdraw."

"You don't understand, I need that nap. Without the nap, my world will fall into chaos. The nap means freedom. Why do you hate freedom?"

"Her stall tactics are growing more and more sophisticated. You can't win."

"No, no. I believe we have now reached a turning point in the struggle between naptime and freedom."

"You're delusional."

"I'm just like our president. I trust my gut on these things."

"Well, at least you've got a lot to trust."