"Your daughter just screamed at the governor."

"Where are you?"

"The State Fair. We were sitting there petting a newborn pig and looked up to see the governor standing over us with her entourage. She got in Juniper's face and said, 'Well hi there!' and poked her gubernatorial finger at her cheek and Juniper screamed 'Nooooooooooooooo!'"

"What happened then?"

"The governor laughed uncomfortably and walked over to the baby chicks in the incubator."

"You were disappointed you didn't get a chance to say, 'ello, guv'nuh in your chimneysweep voice, weren't you?"

"Oh very much so."