Don't advise patients to drink three 8 oz glasses of water before arriving at the clinic, then make each of them wait an hour and fifteen minutes while a receptionist named Tykeesha paints her nails instead of assembling their files.
Also, Tykeesha, when your office provides service to an urban population well-versed in not taking shit from anybody, it's just not a good idea to make fifteen pregnant women wait an hour and fifteen minutes to pee while you do your nails. I suspect that one of these days, we big bellied will revolt against you, and after that fight, your nails are going to look like crap anyway.
[As soon as Dutch can get Juniper to take a nap, he'll reveal the sex]