Things We Said While Watching Slumdog Millionaire

"It wouldn't be a Danny Boyle movie without someone voluntarily leaping into a pit of human excrement."

"I didn't know Mumbai has a swamp full of chicken tikka masala!"

"Wow, Indian Oliver Twist has way better production values than Indian Superman."

"George Michael took a job as the host of the Indian Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Good for him."

"I liked the part where the little Indian children turned Italian."

"This film finally answers the question: what if Rudyard Kipling and Horatio Alger had co-written that screenplay about a television gameshow?"