"Never underestimate what a few sheets of sandpaper, a little elbow grease, and a can of spraypaint can do."
So long, Disney Princess Bike. We agreed that riding a pink bike decorated with pictures of Sleeping Beauty was about as princessy as buying a $19.99 cubic-zirconium version of Kate Middleton's engagement ring advertised during the second hour of a Lifetime Original Movie. I let her pick out whatever color she wanted at the hardware store, and she chose gold. Nothing but the best for her royal highness, I said.
