Text Message Exchange With My Wife Ten Days Into Her Business Trip

Wife: You must be getting pretty good at doing the morning routine all by yourself.

Me: They got up at 6:30, but I didn't remember until 8:12 that I'd promised her teacher I'd make seed bombs with her class today.

Wife: How did it go?

Me: The kids had fun.

Wife: You are a total rock star.

Me: Rock stars sleep late, do drugs, have sex, work for like two hours a day, and get other people to carry all their things.

Wife: Point taken.