Awkward moments in labor inducement, #3

Posted by Wood | Sunday, February 10, 2008

Me: "You know, lots of spicy food, two mile walks. We're doing all we can."

My mom: "A co-worker of mine asked if you'd considered intimacy as an option. I told her I wasn't sure."

Almost as bad as that time when I was fourteen and she said, "You know dear, hands and mouths are wonderful things."

But at least I didn't have to hear her say the words "nipple stimulation."