So I would like to pretend that establishing this storyline was difficult, but it practically wrote itself. I have never seen such a homoerotic coloring book. There were hundreds of pages of highly-suggestive gymnastics poses, bulging crotches, and plenty of cameltoe. Also, it helped that I am incredibly immature. The only images I edited here were the thought bubbles with the girls thinking about each other---everything else is exactly how it was in the original coloring book.

This just might be the most epic mid-1980s coloring book with its captions changed to increase self-confidence among teenage homosexual gymnasts ever produced by an unemployed douchebag.

If you're going to take any of these images for your website/tumblr or whatever, I'd appreciate a link back to the full coloring book in all its glory.