So I would like to pretend that establishing this storyline was difficult, but it practically wrote itself. I have never seen such a homoerotic coloring book. There were hundreds of pages of highly-suggestive gymnastics poses, bulging crotches, and plenty of cameltoe. Also, it helped that I am incredibly immature. The only images I edited here were the thought bubbles with the girls thinking about each other---everything else is exactly how it was in the original coloring book.

This just might be the most epic mid-1980s coloring book with its captions changed to increase self-confidence among teenage homosexual gymnasts ever produced by an unemployed douchebag.

If you're going to take any of these images for your website/tumblr or whatever, I'd appreciate a link back to the full coloring book in all its glory. 

Another thrift store find: a huge coloring book from 1983 filled with disordered images of Mr. T and a bunch of kids doing gymnastics and traveling across the United States (I guess it was related to a short-lived Saturday-morning cartoon). I took some of the best pages and compiled them into a more manageable coloring book.

The captions were incredibly boring, so I rewrote some of them.

If you like this one, wait till you see the next one I'm planning to put together. Oh, and happy birthday, Wood!