The Cambulance

Posted by jdg | Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The search for the official Sweet Juniper vehicle to replace our compact sedan continues. The minivanisaurus wasn't really for sale and the orange Ghostbusters station wagon wasn't either. Then, the other day while driving down a country road we came across the Cambulance. Built in 1984, with only 78,000 miles, it "runs & drives great," and the owner wants $4100.

The thing is, if we buy it, I'll have no choice but to find (1) a black guy with a mohawk, a taste for heavy jewelry, and EMT training; (2) a gray-haired gent who smokes cigars and knows CPR; and (3) Dwight Schultz. I get to be Face. We'll be a team of rag tag Paramedics-of-Fortune, and we'll never have to wait for red lights. If you have an injury, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can call... The D Team.