Santa. Hello, Princess. Let me guess. Do you like Dora?
Terrified Local Girl. [silence]
Santa. Should I bring you a Hannah Montana toy?
Terrified Local Girl. [silence]
Santa. Barbie? Ariel? Tinkerbell?
Local Dad. Yeah, she doesn't really watch television.
Santa. [bites his lip, shaking his head] Not even Spongebob?
Local Dad. Not really.
Santa. [staring ruefully at Local Dad] Well, Princess, maybe this will be the year Santa finally brings you a television set.
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